Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

urban crabs

A group of people in an urban area that are either hard to kill hard to catch and are a big pain in the ass.

Officer Joe: Damn these urban crabs are everywere but i can never seem to catch em

Officer Dan: Yea i know how you feel, ive cought my share i usualy end up using benedril on them after i cuff them.

by Masta-DD May 2, 2008

Crab

The meaning of something being dead, done, over, finito.

Example 1:
*Alex's phone dies in a group call*
"Where did alex go?"
"Oh he's crab"

Example 2:
*Being depressed*
"I wanna be crab"

by Nightnamer January 20, 2021

Crab Buddy

Only the few can be a crab buddy.

Mishi, AVG, and Courtney only.

by IC November 25, 2003

Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.

Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.

by SoopirV November 6, 2017

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018