Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Potomac Blue Crab

Crab

Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.

by Bob.S.Got October 16, 2019

Crabs

Mrs crabs babies are now all over you after hooking up with mr crabs

Do you have crabs?

by Crabbypattys October 28, 2019

Misses Crabs?

Fat bitches who come with shelving.

Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.

“She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”

by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025