horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016

Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 09, 2021

Multi Crab

The best game for gaming nerds ever. If played, you risk death because others will kill you out of jealousy.

Holy Shit! You pre-ordered multi crab! Im so jealous!

by King Crabbers May 12, 2010

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 06, 2022

Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.

Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.

by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024

dusty crab cake

Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.

Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake

by Jack McFuck Nut April 17, 2016

Bengal crab

A people who doesn't succeed or try anything himself but pulls down others who's actually trying by laughing or destructive critisism.

At least trying on his own,stop being a bengal crab and start pulling his leg

by the.ethical.one August 31, 2020