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Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.
Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY
by 7916372 April 18, 2020
mugGet the Gooch chatmug.

Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not
Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare
by karlplant April 7, 2021
mugGet the Schrödinger's chatmug.

Bag Chat

This term is mainly used in Australia for when someone is in your ear having a chat (mostly a very incoherent and annoying conversation). It is common to see a bloke at the local RSL come up to people and start dribbling words in someone’s ear who they don’t even know.
You are munted and you aren’t making any sense mate, do you mind not having a bag chat with me right now?
by Yourneighbourhoodunkiejay November 28, 2023
mugGet the Bag Chatmug.

panhandling chat bum

Panhandling chat bums are jobless and usually log into chat rooms 24 hours 7 days a week and are usually there even more often than the chat bots, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and if I don't get hired I'll probably have to become a panhandling chat bum .
by ElSteban May 23, 2018
mugGet the panhandling chat bummug.

Petit chat Mika

Petit chat Mika is an adorable nickname Always there to help friends even if they are not very sociable

They can make you happy when your day didn't go well

Therefore always treat them well and be appreciated every second after you meet them.
'' petit chat Mika is the most kindness person ''
by Kitsumi November 22, 2021
mugGet the Petit chat Mikamug.

No Chat

Speak with out speaking. A visual flash on a new app to communicate by flashing your phone.
This line at the bar is taking forever. Did you no chat her the order?
by Hagens February 7, 2022
mugGet the No Chatmug.

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