Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024
Get the dirty porcelain cowboymug. by Happysow May 17, 2021
Get the Bitmoji cowboy hatmug. When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
Get the Cowboy Freight Trainmug. has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
Get the Twitter cowboymug. A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
Get the cowboy updatemug. by FirelordOG November 1, 2021
Get the Cowboy Creampiemug. A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023
Get the Cowboy Candymug.