mud tie

Basically, you lay a big steaming poo on someone's chest in the formation of a tie...

harriet: what shall i wear tonight?

edd: how about a mud tie..?

by bumcornonthecob April 12, 2009

Swimming in mud

Having anal sex with a male or female.

I love when I go swimming in mud.

by Hammersand February 17, 2018

Stuck in the mud

To foot-fuck someone up the ass.

I got stuck in the mud last night.

by PP December 3, 2003

mud whiste

Have no idea what this means. Jack Black used it to refer to Jason Alexander in the movie "Shallow Hal."

"Hey, mud whistle, I'm headed out with Rosie. Catch you later."

by KWB March 14, 2005

mud-cuddle

The act of two bowel pounders or fanny dodgers slipping each other a crippler in the spooning position or any other position which allows entery to include each and every inch, thus a mud-cuddle has occurred.

I say Barry my little fury friend, fancy retiring to bed and having a mud-cuddle?

by David Hamm***** December 12, 2006

Mississippi Mud

When you’re eating a girls ass and she shits in your mouth on purpose

Brian told me he broke up with Sarah because she Mississippi Muded him

by Profesor YB March 26, 2019

Mud Puddle

A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket

mud puddle

by nate the snake August 27, 2012