To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 05, 2021
To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 05, 2021
by Dr Galoush May 01, 2015
by DDP3 August 06, 2009
when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.
James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?
Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.
Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.
by AmbyMT December 06, 2010
when a homeless dude comes up to on bourbon street trying to sell you cocaine and you ‘test’ a bump in a bathroom then bolt
by cmcosmic June 17, 2023
by Abcd 7890 June 26, 2023