by C00chiMan69 November 12, 2020
Get the Bum Tiggermug. A pointless individual who leaches onto the anus of somebody more important, a bottom feeder who sits dormant, passing shit, occasionally popping out to make an appearance and attempting to contribute to the situation (often criticising others in the process) but ultimately adds nothing of any value.
Jo: "Mark only survives in his job because he's constantly brown nosing the director"
Rob: "Yeah he's a proper bum urchin!!!"
Nick: "Tick in the box!!"
Rob: "Yeah he's a proper bum urchin!!!"
Nick: "Tick in the box!!"
by BobbyBanks82 November 5, 2020
Get the bum urchinmug. A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.
by D88 February 23, 2023
Get the swim bummug. One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.
by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015
Get the Jungle Bummug. The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..
JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
by toiletronic December 19, 2005
Get the bum skatmug. A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009
Get the Bum Chuffingmug. by John fortnite December 29, 2021
Get the Mokers bummug.