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Boomer

A nigga monkey stuffed animal that is commonly passed around weekly by a group.
Boomer - A nigga monkey stuffed animal that is commonly passed around weekly by a group.
by boomertron February 28, 2025
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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boomer tha god

God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.
Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!
by Boomer Tha God November 22, 2021
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Boomer

A tall, very good looking man who resides in Miami, Florida. When he isn’t taking breathtaking mirror selfies, you can find him dancing the night away at Space.

Boomers are known for being very humble despite being gifted in many things 😉. Women are often honored to even meet this incredible man.
I saw Boomer at the club last night, he is so sexy.
by Definitely Not Boomer November 23, 2021
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Boomer

A boomer is a person born in the years 1946-1954 and is commonly made fun of because of their stereotypical clumsiness and dad-jokes.
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!" Said the boomer, while his daughter gave him the face of disapproval and his grandson started laughing along.
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Boomer Board

A Boomer Board is a board used by the good old "back in my day" generation. The Boomer Board is used to Show off ones piece of shit underwhellming and unimpresive Car and or other motor vehicle such as a motorcycle or boat. The board normally includes useless facts such as the paint code or total number of other v6 piece of shit garbage cars with the same spec package.
One owner Nick name: My wifes tits Make:Bad Model: Ass
Holy shit thats a boomer board if ive ever seen one!
by DownAstronomical June 26, 2023
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Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.
I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.
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