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Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
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bloody valcano

When a girl is on her period and you have sex anyways, making her orgasim so her vagina is a bloody valcano.
"Woah, you made me bloody valcano!"
angry dragon thirsty turtle unicorning
by Madi_jackal April 26, 2016
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Bloody Mary

A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.
No, Ziah, I don’t feel like doing a Bloody Mary tonight.
by '&(?>" June 18, 2018
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Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink
Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary
by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009
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Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.
Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.
by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024
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Bloody Porowski

To do so much coke off of Antoni Porowski's dick that you get a severe nose bleed...
OMG bitch that yacht party was crazy!
What happened?
I ended up with a Bloody Porowski.
Lucky boy!
by Cas_Purrr_Ghost June 21, 2021
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Bloody shit

It means like scared and like afraid
Sam:omg the cops are coming

Xavier:bloody shit
by Chrris February 14, 2021
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