Blocked Tubo

Best in the fuckin lobby plain and simple, fellow freedom finder and handsome devil, will take your woman (don’t tell rach)

Blocked Tubo joined my lobby and it was an easy win.

by Fellow freedom finder March 22, 2021

Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 3, 2016

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.

'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'

by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023

cloud blocked

Happens when astronomers cannot see their stars due to weather conditions

Tonight's lunar eclipse was unfortunately cloud blocked.
I'm cloud blocked from my point of view.

by GottaCloudBlockProblemHere April 15, 2014

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016