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Biden

Hold my beer Stanley. I need to find a toilet fast! I have a big’ol Biden brewing!
by UrbanCowboy007 September 6, 2023
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Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.
Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.
by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024
mugGet the Bidenmug.

Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."
by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024
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Biden brilliancy

When you get a question on your exam right, and moan “oh ya joe” in the middle of class
I got the hardest question right and I did the Biden brilliancy
by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
mugGet the Biden brilliancymug.

Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.
"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"
by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024
mugGet the Biden Blame Syndromemug.

Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)
Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.
My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.
by =JOe= July 5, 2024
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