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hung balls

When the scrotum is relaxed and the testicles hang the lowest possible from the body.

Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
That porn actor had very hung balls. They were slapping her booty.
by Adrulk el Viejo September 15, 2016
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piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.
She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
by floopdahg May 4, 2019
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Ball gyroscope

The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope

Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.

Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.

Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!

"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"

My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
mugGet the Ball gyroscopemug.

flips balls

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.
by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008
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Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
mugGet the Ball oystersmug.

Chingo Balls

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...
by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008
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Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
mugGet the Crop Ballsmug.

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