bacon bracket

Inside hangers under the lady lips
so I sliced through the bacon bracket...as you do
by Coppo January 25, 2005
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bacon and cheese

a midnight snack (particularly a tasty one) served piping hot
bacon and cheese is a delicious thing for your mouth and it is even better in thee summer when its tan and also you can eat chocolate sauce and sushi with it ;)
by spencerkusher July 10, 2011
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bacon oj

the hearty bacon extract that is produced from cooking bacon for a family of four, and then poured in juice cups. consumed by millions of Americans each day.
Mom: Johnny, breakfast is ready! Little Johnny: aww ma, this looks like yesterdays grease, you know how i like freshly greased bacon oj
by Pimp in the Box February 06, 2009
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bacon blow job

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.
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Wisconsin Back Bacon

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.
Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.
by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 02, 2011
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Fuck you Bacon

Something you say when bacon is being stupid
Bacon: *sizzle sizzle*
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!
by Richard Bunny September 11, 2011
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vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
by Muivirt August 30, 2006
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