An absolute fucking unit. He can bust open a door as fast as he can bust open your mothers pussy. He is usually the center of attention in any room, ranging from a classroom to a strip club. An Austin will most likely be the most THICCEST person you'll ever see. Holy shit I'm getting uncomfortably hard as we speak. It's probably because of all the talk about Austin. He'll be sure to make you cum in a span of 1-2 milliseconds.
by SUCC12568 March 6, 2019
Get the Austinmug. A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.
by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024
Get the Austinmug. 
Austin is the best Boyfriend ever you couldn’t wish for a better one.he can be a bit dirty at some points in life so some don’t like him but he’s nice and caring when you get to know him.
by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021
Get the Austinmug. The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
Get the jack austinmug. 1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
Get the Austin leftmug. by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021
Get the Austinmug.