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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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asshole drink

A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade
My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.
by The biggest asshole out there January 28, 2008
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asshole-pushup

when someone eats the last bite of ice cream, takes the last hit, or simply consumes the final anything without asking anyone else first, they become an asshole. A consequential pushup or act of homage is then exhibited by the perpetrator.
"Dude thanks for not asking first before taking the last gummy worm! Get on the floor and do an asshole-pushup!"
by caligirl21 October 9, 2009
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Asshole

Q: Who elected this asshole?

A: Russia?? FBI Director James Comey?? Real Americans?
by pangea88 February 18, 2017
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2nd Asshole

The mate an attractive person has instead of you. Saying that a girl's boyfriend is her 2nd Asshole implies that she should dump him and choose you as a mate instead.
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Meg has 2 assholes-the one under her skirt and the 2nd Asshole whom she dates!
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by Xelena November 30, 2010
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The Worlds Biggest Asshole

Denis Leary. He actually has a song in which he admits this.
"Cause I'm an asshole, the worlds biggest asshole" - Denis Leary
by phuquer May 18, 2011
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assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior
Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011
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