Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.

"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

sewer asshole

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.

guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole

by zombie prepper August 10, 2017

rhetorical asshole

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.

Kyle is a rhetorical asshole.

by sweetazz June 27, 2017

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole January 26, 2016

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022