punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013

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have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014

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a bitch • A bitch and a half • A "Bitch" • a bitch in heat • a bit of alright • a bit gay • a bit of a handful • a bit of a one • A Bit Of The Old • a bit on the side

Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)

A Bitch that is a pussy who has a flat ass and a bum ass car.

When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.

by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022

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Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

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national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

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Bitch I’m giving a chance

A nigga named Andrea who broke up wit me cause her fat ass friends made her

Hi bitch I’m giving a chance

Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance

by Zeyrox September 23, 2023

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You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 5, 2023

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