shower the vacuum

when you are in an argument and dont want to make the sitaution worse

sally: “i dont get you”
dylan: “dont shower the vacuum lets move on”

by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021

Slip in the shower

A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup

If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower

by Whiskey_ June 19, 2021

ullapool shower

Any lewd act of public indecency committed with a Calmac ferry operator. Named after the public showers at the Ullapool ferry terminal.

You seen the captain of the loch seaforth? I'd give him an Ullapool shower any day

by Suburban reactionary May 31, 2021

kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 22, 2021

Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.

I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!

by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023

Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

Golden Shower

When you piss on dat bitch

“Bitch ima give you a golden shower if you don’t stop playin”

by Jay blay February 14, 2022