I am a true mud shark hunter. I spotted that white bitch with that nigger as soon as they walked in the door.
by The Shark Hunter May 31, 2009
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Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
by ThePaver April 23, 2013
Get the Shark in a Washing Machine mug.jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death
by christofer1 May 17, 2014
Get the bear holding a shark mug.ones life style to wear the male gets belligerently drunk off of 10 dollar or less liquor and seeks to have sex with any girl with in his facebook friends list or with in his sight. if the male fails to find a girl willing to blow of have sex with him, he will then start getting girls on his level to not quite rape her, but definitely not have consensual sex with her. that would not be a shark.
He had sex with my girlfriend after pouring grain alcohol on her face for 30 minutes straight, what a shark living the shark life.
by franklin lynn Clam Pyle January 9, 2012
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by stealthplanner August 6, 2011
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I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009
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