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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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Hot twat

A girl who messes around with multiple guys and her vagina smells so bad to the point that it’s almost hot in temperature a.k.a hot twat.
Yeah bro she’s a hot twat, she was with everyone last night
by DatKng October 14, 2019
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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
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Twat cloud

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.
That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)
by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018
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Twat maestro

A guy who a twat and a masero at being it
by Sex vibe July 25, 2018
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twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.
Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.
by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016
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twat tonsil

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.
I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...
by PHATAZ February 24, 2015
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