Turd Ferguson 

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

Turd Ferguson by turd the furg April 6, 2010

turd grabber 

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus

" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."

turd grabber by John E. Walker April 26, 2003

turd sculpting 

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

turd sculpting by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

turd in your toilet 

something that sucks in another persons life

James: oh man! i aint got no money

John: well aint that a turd in your toilet!

turd in your toilet by schmitty619 August 11, 2007

Turd swirl 

A testing facility in Montreal

That place is a real turd swirl.

Turd swirl by bray fart April 30, 2009

turd fight

What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.

The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.

turd fight by DannyDingo May 29, 2009

Turd Reaper 

1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.

I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.

Turd Reaper by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009