turtle fairy

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!

Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.

by sugaababy February 4, 2010

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Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs July 5, 2010

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Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

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When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.

I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

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Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)

Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!

by Saile February 26, 2011

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Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

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turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

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