A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.
Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.
by beast at life, and you know it July 21, 2008
Get the tool mug.When a guy walks into a home improvement or tool store and acts like an idiot upon seeing the latest and/or most expensive tool. Usually ends with a compulsive act.
"Dude, you should have seen Timmy last week when we went to the Home Depot: He had a total toolgasm over one of the lawn tractors- then after two hours of spanking it over the tractor he bought $1000 bucks worth of accesories for it, but forgot to buy the tractor.
by Jason Swetland June 19, 2007
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by Ben Ball October 29, 2007
Get the Tool mug.by mask123 March 17, 2009
Get the tool mug.tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word douche, a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching.
the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.
Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt
the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.
Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt
(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink v-neck)
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.
(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.
(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.
(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.
(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.
by GROMkill July 26, 2009
Get the tool mug.California beauty, smart, sexy ... Stunning female who is very easy to fall in love with. Whom uses slang words such as dude or girlll
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