toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 27, 2020
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toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it
Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand September 01, 2015
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Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
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School toilet paper

Mom “why is your butt red
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper
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Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015
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toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015
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Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.
by Painey November 09, 2014
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