by peter Griffin January 24, 2015
by IWILLDEEPTHROATAWHOLECHICKEN November 17, 2021
Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.
An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?
Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
by tha farkinator May 14, 2007
A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
by Marcthetumblrguy April 01, 2018
A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
by Neonatrias November 01, 2009
Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
by steelingmyheart December 03, 2004