Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

by Femme boy November 1, 2020

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 29, 2019

Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.

Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.

by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017

spooned

spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often

*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*

everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"

by throwawayud March 17, 2023

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons

“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”

by Lou2003 February 8, 2022

Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony

Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!

by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018