Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

Open Ended Movie

A storytelling style that reflects the ongoing nature of life, where the narrative lacks a clear structure or final conclusion, continuously presenting new conflicts and resolutions

The Lord of the Rings is not an open ended movie story—once the ring is destroyed, the main conflict is resolved, and the story concludes. In contrast, Ratatouille is an open-ended story. Remy achieves his dream of cooking within the first 20 minutes, but the narrative continues, introducing new conflicts and resolutions, reflecting the ongoing nature of life

by Ben Wise January 20, 2025

Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank

“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025

opening

Slang for the ritual when you open a canned beverage with your friends in a certain way

guy1:Hey bro will we be opening tonight?
guy2:Of course man.

by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018