Van

Van is a guy with an outstanding personally. He usually gets along with anyone, but if not with you, there is no chance of a relationship with him. He is a leader who is not the smartest, but most likely the wisest. You can almost always count on him to get out of a bad situation, and he thoroughly thinks through all his options. While at times quick to anger, Van will never let harm come to his friends or family. Van is a well rounded individual who has an unparalleled strength physically and mentally, and is a friend you'll keep for life.

"Van is probably my most trusted friend."

"Look at him, He's so cool! He must be Van."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Vans

Shoes for every wanna be e-boy or e-gurl who dont even fucking skate

Girl:check out my vans do you like them

Everyone:do you even skate?

by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch

When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way

by Van peng November 23, 2021

Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.

"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"

by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

by some anon user April 15, 2022

mama van nostrand

An elegant lady that loves the Quam. Always looking hottt and ready for the night ahead.

I don't like that corset on you mama van nostrand

by Moneysota Baller January 21, 2008