poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

Naruto Poop

The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.

Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet

Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.

by burhbillg October 14, 2019

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 06, 2017

Poop Villain

A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.

from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”

After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.

by MudderButter October 22, 2021

Poop Fatigue

The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.

OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.

by ceremyjohen January 21, 2012

poop mic

it is BAD.

poop mic and it’s BAD.

it’s spewing diarrhea

by poop mic July 29, 2020