poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.

Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.

by Bban December 16, 2017

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

Poop Party

Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.

Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.

by Paddy P Rizzle July 9, 2016

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018