A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.
Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick ๐ป๐ป.
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick ๐ป๐ป.
by Paxiflication March 11, 2022
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
by ๐ค๐ผ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐ค August 2, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. by Very bad personal December 20, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. Patrick is a funny Athletic boy. He loves to play sports including football and he's always passionate about it . He is always thinking about football and talking about it . He is also a funny guy and a good guy to vibe with , he doesn't care if she gets told off in school he would do anything to make his friends laugh. he is not smart , but he's really funny .
by Sossmkail November 22, 2021
Get the patrickmug. When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
Get the Patrick McGoohandmug. The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
Get the Sane Patrick's Daymug.