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Patrick McGoohand
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When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your
hand
due to lack of
proper
planning i.e.
Tissue
etc.
I suddenly got
horny
and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used
old
"
Patrick
Mcgoohand".
Patrick McGoohand
by
Macsteed
November 1, 2016
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