by 1saac April 14, 2019

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

by Scottie H October 18, 2010

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by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
by Dood Dood October 17, 2010
