Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
Get the Chest Johnniesmug. Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “
by James Trevor September 23, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
by Austys November 25, 2021
Get the Johnny crawl fish kinda nightmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
Get the Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whispermug. A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnnymug. Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019
Get the Johnniemug. by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022
Get the Johnny cricketmug.