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Hot panini

A sexual position in which the larger party lies face down and second partner lies in the opposite direction face down on top of first person so that their head is nestled in their partner’s asscheeks, simultaneously offering a warm ass embrace to the bottom partner’s skull. Additional partners may be added as desired, as long as direction alternates at each level.
Would you join my wife and I and make a double-decker hot panini?
by Professor Reuben Tug July 27, 2018
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Middlebrook Hot

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot
Sanford Kid 1: Dude have you eaten at Middlebrook yet?
Sanford Kid 2: Ya, kinda disappointing, all the food was Middlebrook Hot
by Cori Roberts September 23, 2018
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hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
by yourgod December 28, 2005
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shit hot

when something is so damn cool that there is no other way to describe it
Did you see his brand new porsche it was shit hot!
by myglocksick October 6, 2008
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Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.
George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.
by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011
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Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.
Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie
by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018
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Hot Wendy

A lewd act similar to a hot carl. Whereas a hot carl involves shitting in someone's mouth and taping it shut, a hot wendy substitutes a used tampon for the fecal matter.
I totally gave Howe a Hot Wendy.
by Phunkspace March 3, 2005
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