machine gun starter

When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.

Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.

Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!

Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.

by Macgyverman1233 January 7, 2014

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

Anti gun activist

A person who doesn't know the difference between a fully automatic weapon and a semi automatic weapon but somehow feels important enough to vote.

A Anti gun activist are some of the smartest people ever.

by BIGDICK69% November 13, 2020

Top Gun Gay

A situation where things are totally straight, but seem a little off.

Two men talking in a locker room with towels. One of them has their leg up. That's Top Gun Gay

by LogiQ December 30, 2010

machine gun poop

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.

Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.

by donald wennferding December 20, 2010

Top Gun Shit

Used as a description of habitual "wingman" escapades at parties and clubs. This is principally seen as a very strong and important bond between two so-called "players" with their eyes firmly on the prize (women). These said individuals employ strategic moves and move swiftly when opportunity arises. Just as fighter pilots are expected to do, they watch each other's back with the utmost dedication and also employ the agenda of "bros before hoes."

John (to Jake): What are those douchebags doing over there?

Jake: Looks like they got that Top Gun Shit. We should try that.

by mkdamaestro October 16, 2010

Throw Away Gun

A firearm, usually a handgun or revolver, which is kept and intended to be fired once or only during one incident, usually for illegal purposes, and then discarded so as to remove suspicion from the weapon's user. Serial numbers may be filed off and the gun is usually unregistered and illegal to even own, and care is always taken to not leave prints on the gun so that it can't be traced back to the owner that way should it ever be discovered. Usually kept somewhere hidden and safe as a "Plan B" should the owner ever need to have access to a gun that can't be traced back to them.

Person A: dude, what are you going to do with that?
Person B: I just discovered my wife was cheating on me with my boss. I need this throw away gun I have so I can kill them for it. That way no one can trace the gun back to me and there won't be any witnesses.
Person A: but, dude, I'm a wit...oh sh-
Person B: *KABLAM*

by Ashitaka1110 March 13, 2012