by balawalawoohoo March 15, 2008
Get the pimp pipemug. by Rod Ballsacula January 10, 2011
Get the Pimp Nugglesworthmug. A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.
Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.
In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.
On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.
The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.
Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.
Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.
In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.
On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.
The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.
Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.
Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
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CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
Get the Algorithm Pimpmug. 
red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
Get the country pimpmug. When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018
Get the Pimp spoonmug. by Daddy pimp March 18, 2017
Get the daddy pimpmug.