rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails

They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night

by Twobodiez June 19, 2017

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019

Rusty Mel

A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!

Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!

by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023

buck rusty

When you give someone a drinking straw that you have shoved up your ass.

I got that dumb motherfucker with the old buck rusty!

by Corky Bangerwhore March 22, 2016

Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....

After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty's Special

When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.

He was about to leave but I gave him a Rusty's Special.

by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023