national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

national converse day

September 22- The day where you must where your chuck taylors. Like seriously. Don’t be Basic

Lilah- Kyla! Your not wearing converse. Your a basic Bich
Kyla- uh ok why would I wear converse?
Lilah- It’s National Converse Day-September 22.

by Redpants_3 October 24, 2019

National Luke Day

November 27 is National Luke day!

It's National Luke Day!

by Revenge Gal November 27, 2020

National robert day!

It’s national robert day! go tell robert you love and appreciate him, don’t forget to smack him in the head :)

example:happy international robert day!

robert:than-
you:smacks robert in head

by Dogs sitting on green rainbows January 10, 2021

National Delaney Day

On may 21st it is national Delaney day

Happy national Delaney day

by Milesehardy92 January 28, 2021

Russian National Anthem

An anthem from the motherland

Guy 1: I will sing the Russian National Anthem

Guy 2: ok

Guy 1: Rossiya – svyashchennaya nasha derzhava.
Rossiya – lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava –
Tvoio dostoyanye na vse vremena!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Ot yuzhnyh morei do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis' nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya –
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!
Shirokii prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost' Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest' i tak budet vsegda!
Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye
Bratsikh narodov soyuz vekovoi
Predkami dannaya mudrost' narodnaya!
Slav'sya, strana! My gordimsya toboi!

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021