mum

the person who gave u life

my mum made a mistake by giving me life

Ur mum GaY

by Ya B0i November 12, 2019

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Ur MUM

Ur mum is used to describe a hot person such as your mother, it is a complment and means alot of love.

Ur MUM is so hot

by Lunarisgay November 23, 2021

yur mum

yur mum is a fat creature fatter than everything in the universe combined including the universe

Yur mum so fat that I started to print a picture of her while the universe was being created and its not even close to be done because of how fat she is

by mrmemeguy2018 October 17, 2018

Mum

The most amazing person ever!

I love mum

by 🤫❤️ April 22, 2019

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018