Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.

breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then

by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003

shifting gears

to give a guy a hand job

dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school

by Roger S January 17, 2008

Shift

The action of masturbating with a group of males or by yourself.

"hey, what did you end up doing last night?"
"oh, I got bored and took a great shift."

by Marcus4 July 30, 2008

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

shift swap

When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.

"God that girl is having such a shift swap day!"

by Annie Millar December 2, 2007

Bang on Shift

Bang on Shift

To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.

See masturbate

John: What did you do last night?

Tim: My girlfriend wouldn't give me any so i had to bang on shift.

by TR MV November 18, 2009

Shift

A word that means the same as served.

Nigga, you just got Shifted.

by DudE August 10, 2004