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Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna
I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes
by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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off the smurfhouses

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!
by jokergang52 May 10, 2021
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shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
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Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
by medic1234 August 13, 2022
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Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.
I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.
by layo the layo February 5, 2026
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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