Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

off the smurfhouses

tripping on shrooms

Yo Alex is off the smurfhouses right now!

by jokergang52 May 10, 2021

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025