Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses

Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

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Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

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When you scrub/Exfoliation your balls with the tips of you fingers to remove surface grime and unclog pores AKA Balls Seasoning those then used to season someone near you by dashing it over their heads.

My wife love to get Balls Seasoning over her head by while watching T.V on the Sopha

by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026

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Carolina Seasonings

Carolina Seasonings
noun

The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.

Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”

Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️

Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”

by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026

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