Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster March 7, 2014

orgasham sandwich

ham sandwich with a salty white sauce that isn't mayo ;)

I want an orgasham sandwich

by nessa is papa October 16, 2019

russian sandwich

Synonym for borf
Also rhymes with 'sneef'
Expulsion of semen through lip flappage

After we were done with the intercourse, she made a russian sandwich all over my bed.

by shootandt March 27, 2016

Cyst sandwich

A sandwich made of a persons cyst typically topped of with a bit of puss

John: Andy get me a cyst sandwich will you

Andy:no problem John

Andy:*cuts cyst off bumhole*

by Lenthyja February 5, 2021

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

Chickpea sandwich

A chickpea sandwich is a synonym for the Middle Eastern dish known as 'falafel' which has, as its centrepoint, deep fried balls of a blended chickpea mixture.

Yosef: Want to go get some shawarma for lunch?

David: No, I'm veggie these days. How about a chickpea sandwich?

by chickpeasandwich February 3, 2021