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order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible
John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.
by the man who wears things July 12, 2012
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Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.
Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V
by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012
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mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.
all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets
by mikalobe420 August 6, 2012
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beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.
junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.
by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012
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Ice-Snacking

After drinking the water in your cup, chewing and snacking on the ice left at the bottom.
1. Guy 1:Dude, what are you doing?

Guy 2: Ice-Snacking

2. Guy 1:Dude, there's no food in the house!

Guy 2:Don't sweat it! We can just Ice-Snack

Guy 1:Great idea!
by Hey Hey Hey September 8, 2013
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mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true
I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.
by victoriousecret October 25, 2013
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