Ryan

Ryan is one hell of a guy. he's hot. like I'm tellin you, REALLY DAMN HOT and he doesn't even know it. he's probably Latino. he has an amazing personality and he's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. if he has feelings for you, you bet he's gonna tell all his friends about you and never stop. sadly tho he's a liar and keeps things bottled up which usually messes up his relationships with people that would actually give the world to him. if you are this type of Ryan get back in touch with the connections you lost due to your poor ability to solve problems.

"damn I met this dude and he was hilarious as helll"

"is it that Ryan guy? heard he was sumn"

by franalzy May 29, 2020

Ryan

Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.

Ooo Ryan has a big one!

by Epicositiest June 5, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is like the coolest dude ever. You will likely come across a Ryan in an English class, because that makes sense. He is probably an architecture major, and can pull multiple all-nighters in a row. He is addicted to coffee. He’s also a super good friend and will come see you in a theatrical production if you are in one. He also is deeply empathetic, and will give you amazing advice when you are sad that your boyfriend cheats on you. Also, he probably looks like Chris Pine and has a really cute relationship.

OMG! You really helped me through my break-up, thank you for being a Ryan.

by katelyntheactor June 7, 2020

Ryan

The guy who isn’t just hanging around. The one who can be your friend . The one who is caring and kind.

This guy is usually paired with a Melody

Ryan: Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Guy 1: Nothin’ wanna play games?

Ryan: Nah, I’m going with Melody
Guy 2: Lucky, at least you have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: All Ryan’s get a Melody.

by HandleSomeoneElseblahblah June 15, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is someone who is smart and funny but is also very gay or is in the closet and has a massive crush on his best friend

Girl: omg who is that he’s hot and funny
Other girl: Oh that’s Ryan don’t get your hopes up he’s gay

by Unknowngay June 16, 2020

ryan

ryan is a very lazy person. he is unlikeable and he is useless.no one likes him

ryan is as ugly as a blobfish

by addison jaha June 22, 2020

Ryan

The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"

Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.

by Quiches July 6, 2020