Paniced

A combination of pissing ones pants whilst being in a panicked state

Boss: "What's wrong?"
Rep: "SORRY THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT AND I PANICED"

by SandypantsMcgee August 21, 2014

Post Police

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)

"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."

by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004

palooka police

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc

I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it

by Palookafuck May 3, 2005

fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet

that white car is in a bicycle panic

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Riot Police

The people who single- handedly break the antifa in half

"GET BACK! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!"-Riot Police

by (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ June 6, 2017

police officer

pig 😼✨

person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

everyone else: acab

by shrekshairylefttoenail September 7, 2020