Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Piddledickn

Plumbers that do not remain on task.

Typically from learning the plumbing trade in a non professional environment.

Perry told all his workers to stop piddledickn around. We've got to make boat money around here.

by Truthbetold2016 July 13, 2022

Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

“Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”

by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022

Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

by licherlay July 17, 2022

poodlepawed

When a heavy haul driver shares a jar of peanut butter with his dog.

Making Skippy millionaires from getting poodlepawed every night with my dog.

by Charlie andouille July 22, 2022

Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.

Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022