piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018

Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.

Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014