Peppa Pig

Peppa what are you doing in my dictionary

Guy 1: Eats chocolate. Peppa WHAT ARE U DOING IN MY CHOCOLATE

GUY:2 peppa looks a lil bit cute

GUY 3: That bacon will be tasty tho

peppa Pig

by If.ur.reading.this.like.this. August 4, 2019

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012

the pig exploded

when a particular place or item looks like it has been run in all wheel drive through a mote of dead hookers and spaghetti sauce at terminal velocity.

There is a sign on all of the microwaves, please cover your food. Today all of the microwaves looked like the pig exploded in them. Could you please keep it simple. Cover your food.

by doctor squander August 27, 2009

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

pig dicking

The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.

1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!

2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?

by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017

Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.

From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:

by Vardie September 16, 2023

Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles

by allstars1981 October 8, 2007