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Penis Mightier

1. A genital enlargement device. Term has its roots in an aparent case of dyslexia, when Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" on a celebrity charity edition of Jeopardy.

See also "Whore Semen"
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
by Howard Pickman March 15, 2004
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Brownie Penis

After sticking a penis out of the anus and putting it in your partners mouth
"her breath smells bad"
"yeah she got brownie penis last night"
by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020
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penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus
"I put me penis in ass lastnight"
by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017
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penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.
Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!
by curry_indian November 21, 2019
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quantum penis

Infinitely small penis
"Fuarkk Dan has quantum penis" , "yea i heard it's tiny"
by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
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penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...
"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014
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Penis Moment

"Red kinda sus ngl"
"vote him"

*red was not the imposter*

"penis moment"
by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021
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